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Cocks and Ball Cutting Festival

Victor, the man with a nine inch circumcised cock and bull-sized balls, hosted a sport’s match for men only—the 2025 Cock and Ball Cutting Festival. He won the Cock Cutter of the Year Award in an earlier festival. The organisers let him keep his cock and balls at the time. Attitudes have changed since then. They rewarded the last winner by cutting off his cock and balls. His name was printed on the trophy. The competing sportsmen enjoyed playing the game especially when they cut off erect cocks and big balls. He decided to give fifty or so men the opportunity to play for keeps.

This time Gustavo, the syndicate boss, and like-minded friends recommended sportsmen who had cocks and balls worth cutting. For instance Gustavo recommended two bodyguards with whopper cocks. The syndicate provided perimeter security, transport and other essential services to Victor’s out of the way ranch.

Victor’s limited staff agreed that they would take part. They too relished the dangerous challenge. Raymond suggested that all sportsmen assemble in a preliminary meeting. Here they could manually inspect the range of cocks and balls. Raymond had a particular enthusiasm for cutting balls and requested a Ball Cutter of the Year Award. Why not?

The opening event was indoors, inside a regular size boxing ring. The dress of the day was boots for tucking in the necessary blade but otherwise fully naked. For that very reason the sportsmen could pretend they were wrestlers or boxers. They could cooperate to tackle sportsmen from behind, drive them against the ropes especially in corners where they could stomp on balls. Other variations included knocking each other out, grappling on the floor where the cocks and balls are vulnerable for cutting.

Victor wore the starting whistle on a chain across his hairy chest. Raymond held a notebook and pen. Inside staff member Tommy inspected twelve cocks. His own thick cock set an example and made up the Dirty Dozen. When he was satisfied that all cocks were ready for action he beckoned Victor.

Staff member Wayne handed out the blades made-to-order for the prime purpose of cutting off cocks and balls. Wayne recommended that they inserted the blades in the side of their boots until ready. Dropping blades was not a good career move. There were no replacements other than attacking a sportsman with a blade. Victor knew Wayne had an impressive cock. The sportsman who would cut it off in the open air skirmish was guaranteed a treat.

Victor blew the opening whistle. Tommy demonstrated a tactical move. He pinned Sam from behind permitting two sportsmen to front him. Raymond noted that the first sportsman grasped the balls firmly before he cut them off. The second sportsman took his time positioning the blade to cut the cock off. Then he shoved the cut cock into Sam’s mouth with the knob jutting out.

Two wrestlers dragged a sportsman into the corner against the ropes. They turned him upside down with legs over ropes. Both of them took turns in raising their feet and stomping on his balls. They might have crushed his balls but that didn’t stop him from attempting to attack their balls. The second wrestler was dangerously close. He made a convoluted move from his upside down position, retrieved his blade and extended his arm. He scored a set of balls.

“No!” A scream. “He’s cut my balls.”

A threesome found a wrestler lying on his back but pinning a second wrestler. Perhaps he would put him to sleep.The third wrestler held up the exposed erect cock forcing it to spew before cutting it off. Then he pushed the second wrestler aside. Whilst the first wrestler bent down to retrieve his knife the third wrestler cut off his balls. His victory was short lived. The first wrestler grasped the erect cock. The blade cut into the cock shaft, a successful cock kill. Raymond gave him high marks but the round wasn’t over yet.

The four remaining cocks looked as if they were responding to the classic bara alarm. They were rigid with anticipation of the forthcoming danger. Victor stepped into the boxing ring.

“Everybody. Look at these magnificent cocks awaiting the blade.”

He held up one cock and invited sportsmen to hold up the other three. All agreed with his assessment.

“Another thing. When the blade cuts into the cock shaft tell us. Shout with pain and ecstasy.”

He handed over to Tommy to organise the remains of the Dirty Dozen into a circle jerk. The four sportsmen held a blade in their right hand whilst holding the nearby cock in their left hand. They speculated that they could jump out of harm’s way. Victor said.

“I will blow the whistle immediately all cocks spurt. Using your right hand cut off the cock on your left.”

They jumped no-where. The sharp blades killed four erect cocks. Victor was pleased to hear screams at high volume. Raymond awarded the sportsman who cut off Tommy’s cock top marks. The blade entered the top of the cock shaft and severed the cock. It looked good jutting out of Tommy’s mouth. However, a number of balls remained intact. He pointed this out to Victor who passed a tray. The sportsmen cooperated and cut off the balls, assembled them on the tray along with some cocks. Staff member Richard is a craftsman who will use them to adorn chest necklaces for the open air skirmish. These necklaces looked very manly especially on hairy chests.

The main event was outdoors in a circular field. There were arm and leg fittings in the middle required for spreadeagling sportsmen. Dirt pillows raised heads so that the sportsman looks at the cutting off of his own cock and balls cut as well as others. The spreadeagling was appropriate for a mass cutting. The number of sportsmen permitted a wider range of attacks, capturing and executing.

Victor chose two Captains to lead the opposing teams. He stressed that the point of the Festival was to permit all sportsmen to cut as many cocks and balls as they can. The three of them wore necklaces across their chests. The Captains were chuckled pink with the cut cocks and balls against their hairy chests.

They decided to start in the spreadeagling area. It was a tour de force to kidnap six sportsmen and spreadeagle them on the ground. The six may not have been happy but their fricsome cocks told a different story. The six cocks jutted upright attracting a cock cutter’s fervent wish. The Captains selected six cock executioners who were ordered to fight each other immediately after the initial cock cutting. Members of both teams stroked their cocks as they watched the mass cutting. The executioners bent down to cut off the balls before they challenged each other. The fighting was raw and painful. Blood dripped from the blades. It was almost a relief when the blades scored cocks and balls.

The teams dispersed. The circular site made it difficult to distinguish friend from foe. That was exactly what Victor had in mind. He was impressed when the first Captain organised the capture of six sportsmen. He lined them up, arms linked together behind their shoulders. The two bodyguards Gustavo recommended had a field day. The sight of their erect cocks confirmed that they really ‘got’ cock and ball cutting. It was too soon for Victor to draft a rave report back to Gustavo. They were attacked by two sportsmen already with erect cocks. Their whopper cocks looked erotic when shoved into their mouths.

Raymond was disappointed when big balls were overlooked in the cutting of cocks. He was distracted and missed seeing two sportsmen closing in. Their blades were poised. He hastily fumbled to unsheathe his blade. He dived at the leading sportsman. Through habit his blade cut into the balls rather than the erect cock. This gave his opponent time to aim at his cock. The blade missed! Scary? No way. Raymond thrived on danger. He aimed the blade at the second sportsman. This time he scored a hit on the cock shaft. The cock was difficult to separate from the balls but he managed. The enraged leading sportsman tried again but dropped the blade. Not a good career move. Raymond adjusted his grip on the blade, firmly aimed at the cock shaft. The cock separated and fell to the ground.

Phew! Raymond walked away, said hello to Wayne. Wayne was pleased with himself. He had already scored a magnificent cock—a classic probably photographed on major porn sites. The danger for Wayne was that a number of sportsmen today rated his cock as the one they wanted to cut off today. Sure enough. Three sportsmen advanced on them. Raymond was fascinated as a blade cut off his own balls then his cock. A sportsman pinned Wayne from behind. Wayne was relieved that the blades were high performance. The sharp blade cut off both his cock and balls without trouble.

The two Captains fought to keep their cocks and balls. It was inevitable that they would lose both in the skirmish. Competitors prized their cock and ball necklaces. Victor was not surprised but wary. Whether he kept his cock and balls was not at all clear.

An unnamed sportsman engaged Victor in old-fashioned, man-to-man, cock-to-cock combat. Victor was thrilled when they both held erect cocks awaiting the blade. For unknown reason the sportsman lost his concentration and froze. Victor daringly positioned the blade under the balls. With a strong, continuous, movement he cut off the balls first then underneath the cock. The sportsman doubled up and cried in pain. Victor gagged him when he put the cut cock into his mouth.

The 2025 Cock and Ball Cutting Festival would shortly finish. The sportsmen enjoyed the rare opportunity to cut off cocks and balls.

Who was 2025 Cock and Ball Cutter of the Year? Victor selected Norman, a tough, hairy chested, sportsman complete with cock and balls. He placed the necklace across the hairy chest. Norman raised his arms to celebrate victory with his cock at full mast.

Raymond had negotiated with the knife manufacturer. They sent him a feedback form to fill in. As Raymond was absent Victor completed it.

Rate the knife manufacturer from 1 to 10 where the highest number expresses your satisfaction. Answer.7. Comment. In the past sportsmen used no-name knives some of which were blunt by comparison to yours.

Rate the blade slipcase and ease of handling. Answer 6. Comment. It’s too easy to drop the knife.

When you advanced to strike was there a problem (a) the cocks were too stiff; (b) the balls were difficult to access. Answer. The stiff cocks were ideal for the blade width. Comment. The bull-sized balls required extra thrusts.

Rate the blade cutting. Answer. 7. Comment. The cutting was acceptable but the blade’s sharpness needs improving.

Rate your experience (a) memorable, will enrol in future events, (b) exciting, you lost your cock and balls, disappointed will miss out on future events. Answer to (a) 10. Comment. Enrol me.

Another question for (b) Did the knife do a good job cutting off your cock and balls? Answer. Most cocks required additional cutting to separate.

Any other comments. The knife cutting was over too quickly.

Describe the highlights. Answer. Mutual cutting is the most satisfying especially of balls.

What would you like to see? Answer. More gagging with cut cocks in mouths.

The knives are sold in secure containers of fifty. Q. Is this enough? Answer. No. We had to reject fifteen late applications. You were unable to supply us at short notice.

You will be taking the knife home as a souvenir. Will you (a) boast when you show it to friends, (b) recycle it at the next cock and ball cutting event. Answer. Both.

Any other comments. Will the knife manufacturer launch an improved version for like-minded enthusiasts to test in a special event?

Thank you for completing this survey. The information gathered helps us improve the quality of the knife and your experience.

Can we help in other ways? Answer. Next time send a representative or two to brief sportsmen. We welcome them actively taking part in any Festival or event.